[at a fancy wine tasting]
Ellie: What are they offering at this table?
David: Let's see ... [peers through the crowd] ... ooh! That one is AWESOME!
Ellie: What?
David: It's called Ent Wine!
Ellie: ...
David: ...
Ellie: ...
David: ... oh. "Entwine."
 

Transformers III: [incoherent military yelling]
Rifftrax: I can finish that sentence for you: "Move move move! Go go go!"
Ellie: Wait, are they supposed to move or go?
David: If they move, there will be trouble. But if they go ... it will be double.

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Transformers III: [bad guy attempts to get military secrets out of hero by threatening his ( Read more... )

[watching Parks and Rec]Leslie: *makes several comments about Ben being small ( Read more... )

David: [referring to a Cheers episode where a couple fights over religion] Aren't you glad we've never had a dogmatic argument like that ( Read more... )

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David has a new job! It is still at the mail-order catalog company where we both work ("Midwestern J Peterman," dagnycat522 brilliantly calls it), and it is called "Computer Operator." I have no idea what it entails. Running reports and, uh, doing computery stuff, I guess. Anyway, it is part-time instead of the full-time-plus-overtime he's been getting in ( Read more... )

[at Khan's Mongolian Barbecue]
Someone: These sticky buns are delicious! I'm going to have another one.
Ellie: [full-on diabetes pity party] I wish *I* could have two sticky buns.
David: [leering] I can take care of that for you.

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[I am lying in bed with the light off. David comes in to talk to me.]Ellie: Oh shit ( Read more... )

Woke up at quarter to 5, which is early even for me these days, to drive my dad to the airport. Came home and went right back to sleep. Lazy Ellie is lazy ( Read more... )

Ellie: [takes ground beef out of fridge and finds it's spoiled] Argh! [opens brand-new tin of nuts from Aldi and finds they are rancid and fourth months past the expiration date] ARGH!
David: What?
Ellie: What the hell am I supposed to eat? My meat is bad, my nuts are bad, SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
David: [snickering]

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Ellie: [requests David ( Read more... )

Ellie: I think instead of a bouquet, I want to carry a basket with flowers in it.

David: And kittens?

Ellie: Yes, I think I will hide some tiny stuffed kittens with ribbons around their necks [LMB's Chalion series reference] in there, but also, more practically, to carry tissues and as a receptacle for used tissues ( Read more... )